I’m being introduced to lots of people with names I instantly forget. The Governor is full of enthusiasm for the Writers in Prison project, and even decides to search me out on Amazon and order my books. Which is a bit daunting: what if he doesn’t like them?
I’m incredibly supported – I even got my keys on the first day. Which is another thing about this place. The music of keys. Music in the key of keys. Chains don’t rattle, at least not the key chains we’re given; it’s a kind of jingle-jangle sound, not like something out of Dickens or Edgar Allan Poe. Oh, and you don’t take your keys out of the prison. On pain of being kicked out of the Gate Universe and back into the real world by one of the many Acronyms that seem to rule the roost in this universe.
Acronyms, by the way, are strange small creatures with spiky ears that breed like rabbits in prisons. Everything has to have its acronym. Or EHTHIA for short. Which sounds like the name of one of the strange planets that exist in this universe.
Prison haiku
he who walks corridors
looks neither left nor right
& ignores the sky
*
this is not the key
clanking in the door this is
the air cracking
*
breathe out breathe in
the same air recycles itself
finally expelled
*
I never thought I
could laugh in here I do things
slowly at my age
*
walk the corridors
I’ll be going out soon what
will the air taste of
*
in the gate universe
have you locked it are you sure
the stars wait outside